Wednesday, July 30, 2008

212. Three Chances - Leslie







  • FADE IN:

  • INT. ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT

  • JACOB and MARY VANCE sit cross legged on the floor, a low table covered with food separating them.

  • Mary tears a piece of bread and dips it into the stew in front of her.

  • Jacob fidgets with his napkin.

  • JACOB
  • I, uh, I wanted to talk to you about something.

  • Mary glances up, then continues to eat.

  • JACOB
  • Mary.

  • She stops.

  • MARY
  • Yes, honey?

  • JACOB
  • I've been working on a way of saying this for years now...

  • Mary freezes and waits.

  • JACOB
  • Any way I say this is just going to be strange. I don't know exactly how to start.

  • MARY
  • Just say it.

  • JACOB
  • I've always felt wrong...twisted, no, that's not the right word...conflicted. I realized what the problem was years ago, but I've been fighting it for a while. I'm in the wrong body. I wasn't supposed to be a man. I guess that's the easiest way to say it. And I can't go on walking in this lie.

  • MARY
  • I know.

  • JACOB
  • Know what?

  • MARY
  • I've known for a while. Maybe longer than I want to admit.

  • JACOB
  • Where do we go from here?

  • MARY
  • I don't know. But let's do it together.

  • INT. ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT

  • JACOB and MARY VANCE sit cross legged on the floor, a low table covered with food separating them.

  • Mary tears a piece of bread and dips it into the stew in front of her.

  • Jacob fidgets with his napkin.

  • JACOB
  • I, uh, I wanted to talk to you about something.

  • Mary glances up, then continues to eat.

  • JACOB
  • Mary.

  • She stops.

  • MARY
  • Yes, honey?

  • JACOB
  • I've been trying to say this for years, but never found the right way...so, I'm going to try now; I'm so sorry.

  • MARY
  • What is it, baby?

  • JACOB
  • I'm a woman living in a man's body?

  • MARY
  • You're gay?

  • JACOB
  • Shhh.

  • MARY
  • Don't shh me.

  • JACOB
  • Not gay, I was never supposed to be a man, I need to have surgery.

  • Mary stands up knocking food off the table.

  • MARY
  • You're sick! You're going to ruin 15 years of marriage, screw my children up forever for some twisted fantasy of yours?

  • Patrons look around uncomfortably.

  • JACOB
  • Honey, please.

  • MARY
  • Don't you dare "honey" me. You stay away from the kids you hear?

  • She storms away, leaving Jacob sitting in tears.

  • INT. ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT

  • JACOB and MARY VANCE sit cross legged on the floor, a low table covered with food separating them.

  • Mary tears a piece of bread and dips it into the stew in front of her.

  • Jacob fidgets with his napkin.

  • JACOB
  • I, uh, I wanted to talk to you about something.

  • Mary glances up, then continues to eat.

  • JACOB
  • Mary.

  • She stops.

  • MARY
  • Yes, honey?

  • JACOB
  • Goodness, I'm really scared.

  • Mary reaches across the table.

  • MARY
  • It's ok, babe.

  • JACOB
  • I've always felt like I was more a woman than a man, like I was in the wrong person...or body...I'm the right person, just everything else was wrong. I've been fighting it for years, but I can't keep it up. I need to get out of this body.

  • Mary starts smiling and lets out a deep breath.

  • JACOB
  • Is that funny?

  • MARY
  • No, no babe. I, uh...how do I say this? Me too.

  • JACOB
  • What?

  • MARY
  • I'm in the same boat. If you'd waited another two months, I would have been the one taking you out to dinner.

  • They look at each other for a moment.

  • Mary still holds his hand.

  • He starts smiling and she bursts into laughter.

  • They sit at the table, lost in mirth as other customers turn to stare.

  • FADE TO BLACK.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ha! I love this, especially the third chance. So good, so funny, so ironic.