- FADE IN:
- INT. FOOD ON THE CHEAP GROCERY STORE - NIGHT
- AMY and TONY stalk the spice aisle of the Food on the Cheap grocery store.
- Amy moves gingerly.
- TONY
- Oh for goodness sakes, it's not that bad. It's just a cheap grocery store.
- AMY
- Cheap means low quality and less sanitary.
- Tony rolls his eyes.
- TONY
- Ok, I want some rosemary, let's see...we just need a pinch of white pepper, but that's always nice to have on hand, so let me get the big bottle.
- AMY
- Mexican oregano?
- TONY
- Oh! Good call.
- Amy slips a small bottle of hand sanitizer from her purse and attempts to clean her hands without Tony noticing.
- He sees her.
- TONY
- Oh for the love of Saint Pete! See, it's a requirement of mine that the woman I marry can shop in an Asian wet market and not blink. This isn't anything.
- AMY
- And that's why you travel and I don't. So what else does your ideal woman do?
- They leave the aisle and head for the fresh produce.
- TONY
- I worked on set with a grip once. She could wear a tool belt. Not everyone can wear a tool belt and look good, much less hot. She was smokin' with that tool belt. Not a requirement though....but if my wife can wear a tool belt like that...oh yes, yes it will be a good thing.
- AMY
- Well, seeing as I don't even know what a grip is, I'm just going to stay in the no comment zone.
- Tony starts inspecting fresh basil leaves.
- Amy rests her hand on a shelf then yanks it off, reaching for the hand sanitizer again.
- TONY
- Seriously? What are you afraid of, catching poor people germs?
- A woman in front of Tony turns and glares.
- TONY
- Sorry Ma'am...was speaking in a completely sardonic fashion there. I myself, as a member of the poorer species, ooze poor people germs.
- The lady shakes her head and turns back to the broccoli.
- TONY
- Yeah, but most importantly, my wife will be able shop a wet market fearlessly and with the skill of Leonardo da Vinci.
- AMY
- Good thing I'm your cousin then, Mr. Picky Picky.
- He pokes her shoulder.
- TONY
- Good thing.
- She rolls her eyes at him.
- FADE TO BLACK.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
208. Picky, Picky - Leslie
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